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Liars! Murderers! Get out of my town! ([personal profile] twelvemods) wrote in [community profile] twelveheart2013-04-20 06:01 pm

[Day 3, Morning]

[The morning clicks over.

You awaken having had a series of odd dreams last night. You feel wide awake this morning, your brain alive and awake. But your thoughts keep drifting to someone in particular....]




((OOC NOTE: For most of you, you will be taken by an absolute, ferocious fascination with the people you dreamt about. However your curiosity engages... do you want to know their backstory? Do you want to know alllllll about their love lives? You want nothing more than to be around them and learn...

On the other hand, if you feel like you are MISSING SOMETHING since the fight with the ooze monster... you feel that same fascination, but you also have this solid knowledge that they have or know something you NEED.

This event will be going all week. The event to settle this will be coming later, so sit back and ENJOY :D.))
soul_sister: (That's because I was there)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-04-23 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Blah blah hoity toity attitude to go with the hoity toity accent.

[Getting that omelet cooking then. It's probably starting to smell REALLY GOOD in here. Leaves the pan down and fetching another to start the sausage at the same time.]
Edited 2013-04-23 03:13 (UTC)
beeductionist: (believe it or not)

[personal profile] beeductionist 2013-04-23 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ yes ... yes it is. I'm going to steal some bacon. ]

Forgive me for having good taste.
soul_sister: (Speak up!)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-04-23 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
There's not a bit of evidence for that. [A long sideways glance, considering thwapping your hand with a spoon.] How'd you end up in New York anyway?
beeductionist: (a pig's orgasm)

[personal profile] beeductionist 2013-04-23 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a pause. Considering how to answer that. ]

Moriarty.
soul_sister: (Listening)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-04-23 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[She opens her mouth and just lets go whatever she was going to say with a sideways glance.]

Do you know how to make French toast?
beeductionist: (homemade bombs)

[personal profile] beeductionist 2013-04-23 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ smart girl. He looks back at her. ]

I cannot. Why can't you stay in one place?
soul_sister: (What if I just hit it a lot?)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-04-23 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dammit. .... ..... ... WELL IT INVOLVES EGGS. It can't be too hard.]

I'm looking for someone important, and I don't really have a lot of time left to find him.
beeductionist: (welp)

[personal profile] beeductionist 2013-04-23 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Which one of you is dying?
soul_sister: (No number for how many dicks you are)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-04-23 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[The egg cracks in her hands, making a goopy mess all over the counter.]
beeductionist: (stunned)

[personal profile] beeductionist 2013-04-23 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sweeps his gaze up and down, taking in her reaction ]

How long do you have left then?
soul_sister: (I'm wonderful. I know. I know.)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-04-23 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[I'm just going to work on cleaning this u... noooo, actually I'm going to take the bacon off of the burner before it REALLY burns.

By the time she's done with that flurry of activity, the reply is a pretty practiced casual.]

Don't get too excited, you can't get rid of me that easy.
beeductionist: (miniature movements)

[personal profile] beeductionist 2013-04-23 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Alas, dead people only excite me when they've been murdered.
soul_sister: (About that car)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-04-23 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, that's creepy any way you look at it.
beeductionist: (observation)

[personal profile] beeductionist 2013-04-23 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a shrug ]

It is, however, the truth.
soul_sister: (What was that? I can't hear stupid.)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-04-23 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sighs and takes the sausage off.]

Then I'm hoping we get out of here before some idiot can make you some entertainment.
beeductionist: (honestly)

[personal profile] beeductionist 2013-04-23 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Or before I make my own?
soul_sister: (.....................................)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-04-24 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. Creepy.
soul_sister: (Riiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhttt)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-04-24 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Er....

That's not an actual driving motivation right?

[Considers the toast and... ... ... you know what, we're going to make an egg sandwich and call it French.]
beeductionist: (unattractive)

[personal profile] beeductionist 2013-04-24 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
To be engaged and entertained, yes. Generally this does not involve murder.
soul_sister: (Repeat that)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-04-24 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Why is that general? This isn't some bizarre plot twist where you're Moriarty in your off days, right?
beeductionist: (welp)

[personal profile] beeductionist 2013-04-24 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ snorts ]

Hardly. Murder is incidental to the mental stimulation that cases provide. Albeit a bloody good source of motivation to catch the criminal and bring him or her to justice.
soul_sister: (Neutral)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-04-24 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Lets out a breath.] Well! Good!

[Drops a cheesewheel, a knife and a grater in front of you.]
beeductionist: (arthur conan doyle would be apalled)

[personal profile] beeductionist 2013-04-24 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... but grating cheese is hard ... fine, getting to work on it. ]

Did you really consider otherwise?
soul_sister: (Speak up!)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-04-24 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one who wants me to see you as a different person. So how would I have any idea who you are.

[Scrambling eggs in the mean time.]
beeductionist: (welp)

[personal profile] beeductionist 2013-04-24 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ grate grate grate ]

What is my brother's name?

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