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[So, after a hard morning of adventuring, our heroes are having a much needed rest back at the inns with their prizes. Some people may be busily chatting over the different robot parts that were found scattered across the city, but the turtles have bigger fish to fry.

Literally.

The kitchen of the Sword, Shield, and Spear is a flurry of activity and delicious smells in between Rapunzel flitting about and Mikey and Raph following after her to give basic instructions. The construction of pizza is an art after all.]

It's real easy! I mean—I don't get the dough, but the important thing to remember is dough, sauce, toppings. The dough's just to hold everything else together.

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[PULLS THE SPOON OUT OF HIS MOUTH, free hand clutching his throat.

SHOVES IT AT YOU WORDLESSLY]

I knew it.

You don't have any taste at all.

[He turns, very calmly.

Lifts one of the un-rolled wads of dough.

THROWS IT AT YOUR FACE]

[WAIT WH-]

[BAM RIGHT IN THE FACE.]

[He waits just long enough to confirm that his aim is still good.

.... Then turns tail and cheeses it.]

[In the background, a specter of dough and rage rises from the kitchen floor, flames of doom practically cooking the pastry in her hands as she claws it off.]

GET BACK HERE AND DIE WITH DIGNITY AND PRIDE YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE!

[Follows you out of the room to your precarious safety.]

[YEAH, NO, SOMEHOW THAT DOES NOT INSPIRE IN HIM THE WILLINGNESS TO STOP RUNNING]

[HOW ABOUT MY HANDFUL OF YOUR BRAID.

YANKS BACK]

[Someday he is going to identify that as a weakness and cut it off.

Which is to say YOUR ATTACK IS 100% SUCCESSFUL]

[TAKE THIS, THY SUPER NOOGIE AND REPENT.]

[NO ACTUALLY, I WOULD RATHER JUST SIN IN PEACE]

Stop-- hey-- Rosette!!

What's that? You've had enough? Seen the error of your ways?

[SWAPS TO TUGGING YOUR FACE.]

[FLAILING AND SHOVING!!]

[TUGTUGTUGPULLLLLLL]

You get to apologize to her first and th-

[SHE GETS A PALM IN HER FACE AND KNOCKED OFF! CHANCE!]

[ROLLS OUT OF DODGE!! And then points at]

You stay over there and I'll stay over here!

[Picks herself up. It's hard to tell if she's a little winded by her DELIVERING OF JUSTICE or just huffy.]

You get to clean up.

[No, he knows exactly why you're winded. That's a conversation for later.

Picking himself up and shoving hair out of his face.]

I was going to anyway...

Just making sure~

[Readjusts her habit, and finds where the spoon went. GOES TO SOAP AND RINSE IT OFF WELL AND GOOD.

As she goes back to stirring, she's humming a bright tune, looking a few notches happier.]

[MEANWHILE, he sets about gathering up supplies and sweeping and cleaning the kitchen, like an obedient little tinydemon]

[It's a ways later, that she's actually blowing on this spoonful of sauce and waves you over.]

[... He sets the broom aside and approaches, but with more than a little trepidation.]

Don't give me that look!

HERE! Try it!

[Holds it out. ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH?]

[... Tttakes it, slowly, and tastes it.]