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[So, after a hard morning of adventuring, our heroes are having a much needed rest back at the inns with their prizes. Some people may be busily chatting over the different robot parts that were found scattered across the city, but the turtles have bigger fish to fry.

Literally.

The kitchen of the Sword, Shield, and Spear is a flurry of activity and delicious smells in between Rapunzel flitting about and Mikey and Raph following after her to give basic instructions. The construction of pizza is an art after all.]

It's real easy! I mean—I don't get the dough, but the important thing to remember is dough, sauce, toppings. The dough's just to hold everything else together.

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[STARES AT ODDLY PERFECT-LOOKING PIZZA]

This is your first time?

[Everything she's making is practically sparkling]

I've made bread before, although this uses a different technique, and we didn't have any yeast so I had to make do.

[But... how...]

Do you run a bakery, by any chance?

Oh no, nothing like that. I just like cooking.

[Thinks for a moment...

Then leans in close, conspiratorially.]

Do you think you could teach Rosette? She needs all the help she can get.

...Really? She's been helping me with the sauces already.

[... SUDDEN LOOK OF CREEPING HORROR]

I'm sure it will be fine! I'll taste it first, she seems confident in herself.

You really don't understa--

[And then she shoved a spoonful in his mouth with impressive violence]

[Gasps, startled at this sudden display of violence!

...And then starts laughing]

[I hope it's still funny when he throws one of the unrolled wads of dough in her face

And then runs

And then gets tackled

... SORRY ABOUT YOUR KITCHEN RAPUNZEL]

[Hey that's dinner!!!

...Moves out of the way to watch you guys brawl.]

[It's kind of like the Snuggly Duckling all over again, only it's a nun and a little kid

And the nun is winning

By a lot.

IN-BETWEEN HAVING HIS HAIR AND FACE PULLED]

S-Sorry about the dough, I'll help you fix it-!

[Wait no distracted by ear-pulling]

[Smiles calmly as you get beaten up]

Thank you. Don't worry, I can wait.

[AT SOME GREAT LENGTH...

Emerges comically disheveled and probably with hair sticking up everywhere, but... honestly, in a strangely good mood.]

R-right, sorry. So...

[That sure seemed like a fun time right there]

Oh, it's fine. You alright?

I'm fine, I'm fine, don't worry. That's not really unusual for her.

[Chuckles]

Mm, I got that impression. Well, if you're fine, then you can get to cleaning up.

R-right, of course...

[Look at how obediently he goes to find some clockwork mops and brooms and towels]

[Good boy :) Fixing the dough now, back into a perfect circle, and then going to chop some vegetables. ~~Countdown to shanking...~~]

I don't think I got your name. I'm Rapunzel.

Ah... [Pauses as he pulls out a broom that's probably taller than him]

I always forget. My name's Chrono.

[...You're probably fine]

It's nice to meet you Chrono.

You too. [... sheepishly] First impressions aside...

[O-Oh no now I'm sheepish]

Er, sorry about that.

[No I think your completely sane and justified meltdown was 100% less embarrassing than me wrestling a nun in your kitchen]

Eh? Oh- no! No, no! You have nothing to apologize for.